Jessica keeping Cash on a short leash

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren leaving Bardot nightclub (12/29)

I guess when you’re the only breadwinner in your family, you’re allowed to be a bitch sometimes. From the National Enquirer:

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren left their baby at home on De. 29 and hit Hollywood’s Bardot. But Jess was NOT happy with Cash’s overenthusiastic reaction to the women in the club’s burlesque show – and they left immediately after it ended. (Print Edition – 1/19)

If you’re Cash Warren, you better thank Allah every single second of the day that you somehow ended up with Jessica Alba. And if some $8 an hour bar floozy throws her pasty/flabby ass in your direction, you better turn the other cheek and coo into Jessica’s ear how lucky you are to be with her. Then, when her postpartum depression is just starting to abate, dump her ass with that newborn and get yourself some fresh poon. Just saying . . . Jessica’s almost 30. I mean, who wants to date a 30-year-old? That’s just gross.

[WENN, Pacific Coast News]

January 15, 2009 - 2:40 pm