That Twilight dude is smooth with the ladies
Roger Pattinson at the French release of Twilight in Paris (12/8/2008)
“That Twilight dude” — that’s what you know him by, right? I still don’t know his real name. I think it’s Rick or Randy or Reginald something. Someone help me out. Anyways, the point I’m trying to make here is that he’s a douche. The New York Daily News says:
We’re hoping Robert Pattinson has come up with better pickup lines now that he’s famous. While out in L.A. before “Twilight” debuted, the big-screen hottie questioned a girl about her body parts, an insider tells us.
“She just stared at him, blankly.” Pattinson then reportedly said, “If I could, I’d have a — on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long.”
Needless to say, the lovely lass didn’t bite, and Pattinson retreated alone. (Source)
It’ll take time, but eventually Robert will learn that there’s really only one pick-up line when you’re rich and famous: “How does $300 an hour sound?” Of course when the money and fame eventually run out, Robert could always fall back on what this guy does to meet chicks. Actually, maybe I shouldn’t be telling this guy how to pick up chicks. Judging by the “I use way too much product in my hair” vibe I’m getting from him, the best way for Robert to hook-up with someone is to offer less licking . . . and more sucking.