She still loves him?

Rihanna still loves Chris Brown

According to “friends,” Rihanna still has deep feelings for the man that beat the living shit out of her. This shouldn’t come as surprise to those of you familiar with Huey Lewis and his “power of love” theory. From Star:

In the March 2 issue of Star — on sale now — we report that, to the shock of many, the singer has stayed in touch with her battering beau — and her unhealthy devotion to him is making those close to the abused singer worried sick.

“She keeps saying she wants to make sure that he’s okay,” a friend tells Star. “She thinks this will all just blow over and they can go back to how they were.” (Source)

The way I see it, there can only be two reasons why Rihanna still wants to stay with Chris:  Either he’s packing 11 inches of man-meat or she just can’t get enough of that moisturizer smell on the back of his hand. “Mmmmm, that smells like the facial moisturizer I use. Wait, that is the facial moisturizer I use!”


February 19, 2009 - 10:42 am