28 year age difference

Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons in Miami (3/13)

Remember those pics of Russell Simmons and his girlfriend Julie Henderson I posted earlier this week? In a shocking development, the model’s friends think Russell is a little bit creepy. From the New York Post:

The 51-year-old hip-hop mogul squired the 23-year-old grapefruit heiress who shows off plenty of freckles in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to the Art for Life benefit at the Fontainebleau in Miami, but we hear there was trouble in paradise. “Her friends are having major problems with the fact that he’s so much older than she is,” says an insider. (Source)

Of course Julie’s friends are having issues with Russell’s age. The guy’s so old to them, they probably think he watches the nightly news. Frankly, Julie should just ignore her friends and keep in mind that there are tons of advantages to dating a guy Russell’s age. She’ll see that when they go out — with just a flash of his plastic,* he’ll be able to get discounts all over the city. Perhaps more importantly, his balls will hang lower than her chin.

*AARP card


March 20, 2009 - 11:15 am