Kim’s new ride

Kim Kardashian parking her new Ferrari on Bedford Drive in L.A. (3/27)

Life isn’t fair. I have a college degree and I drove a moped to work today. I had to pedal it halfway because it ran out of gas. Kim Kardashian once videotaped herself blowing a guy and now she owns a Ferrari. The lesson here kids? Huge breast implants are the key to success in life. You really can’t go too big.


March 31, 2009 - 12:30 pm