It’s official

Pam Anderson at Malibu Beach (1/18)

It’s official. Pam Anderson is trailer trash. Courtney Love revealed to the New York Post that the former Playboy model has fallen upon hard times recently and is now living in a trailer park in Malibu:

“Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu.”

A quick check on the Internet reveals that a double-wide trailer in the park costs around $325,000 — and on the high side, homes are around $1.2 million. The blond bombshell’s manager didn’t return our e-mails.

Well, you know what they say about destiny: It works in totally predictable ways. Pam was always gonna end up in a trailer park. It was God’s plan. Just like it was his plan for me to nail that hot Swedish exchange student on Saturday night. I’d like to think that was his reward for all the time I’ve been putting in lately at the soup kitchen. And since Helga lacked a gag reflex, I think that was God’s way of telling me he wants me to put in more hours.


April 27, 2009 - 2:00 pm