Jessica’s parents are fascinated with her rack

Jessica Simpson in Lake Tahoe last year

Remember when Jessica Simpson’s dad Joe told GQ this in 2004:

“Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got DOUBLE Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Not wanting to be left out on the daughter boob talk, Jessica’s mom Tina twittered this to Ashlee on Tuesday:

@AshSimpsonWentz. Driving home in my GWagon with Jess…both are fast and top heavy!
7:48 PM Apr 14th from Yatca

What’s wrong with this family? If it isn’t Jessica’s dad ogling her tits, it’s her mom. Boasting about a girl’s chest isn’t something that’s done by a responsible parent — it’s done by a boyfriend or neighbor with a telescopic lens. And since when has Jessica Simpson become “fast”?  If I remember correctly, she waited until she was married to put out. In my book, that isn’t GWagon “fast,” that’s Geo Metro slow.


April 17, 2009 - 7:00 am