K-Fat should have done this months ago

K-Fed leaving PINZ Bowling Alley in Studio City (4/9)

Kevin “seconds please” Federline is in talks with NutriSystem to become a spokesman. It’s about damn time. How many time does someone have to confuse you with Michael Moore before you get the hint? From In Touch Weekly:

Since last year, Kevin Federline has packed on the pounds — one pal estimates that the former backup dancer has gained more than 40 — and his new job may be to shed that fat. According to another friend, K-Fed, 31, has been offered a deal with NutriSystem to promote its Men’s Plan program. “Kevin wants to lose weight, and he needs to make money,” the friend says. “He’s seriously thinking it over.”

So K-Fed’s going to hock products that help him with the deficiencies he’s having in his life? Sounds like he’s finally found a way to stay gainfully employed for the next several decades. Of course there is one company he’d never endorse: Trojan. Not putting on one of those things was the best investment he ever made . . . along with that well-timed commodity futures contract he bought last May, obviously. In all seriousness though, he’s comically fat.


April 23, 2009 - 8:45 am