Paris is confused
Paris Hilton outside h.wood nightclub in Hollywood (4/27)
I don’t know where those things came from either. Black magic? eBay? Maybe it’s an illusion? Maybe David Copperfield took a break from raping and is up to his old hijinks again. Ever since he made the Statue of Liberty disappear, I’ve never trusted him. YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH LADY LIBERTY. Or maybe Paris sold her soul to the devil for some cleavage. Just kidding, she lost her soul years ago in the back seat of a 3-Series BMW. And then on the hood. And then against the trunk.