Being Jessica Biel is hard

Jessica Biel is too hot for her own good

Poor Jessica Biel. Show business is hard for her because she’s so hot. No, really, she actually said that. From Us Weekly:

Jessica Biel says her good looks are hurting her career.

“Yeah, it really is a problem,” Biel tells the June issue of Allure magazine. “I have to be blunt.”

The actress — whose latest film, Powder Blue, (in which she plays a stripper) is going to straight to DVD — isn’t handed plum roles.

“I’m in there with everybody else, fighting for the good parts. Yes, The Illusionist has made a difference — but a huge, massive difference, so I can pick and choose what I want? No. I just want an opportunity. If you don’t like the audition, don’t hire me! But if you don’t want to even see me — that’s hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!”

Jessica’s right. It has to be her good looks and not her overinflated sense of self-worth that’s keeping her from getting prime acting gigs. It’s this sort of revelation that really makes you appreciate the struggles of actresses such as Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox. Through hard work and perseverance, they were able to overcome the discrimination against attractive people that obviously runs rampant throughout Hollywood. Fortunately for Jessica, there’s still a place where hot chicks with no talent can make a living: Porn Fox News.

Tags: Jessica Biel
May 19, 2009 - 1:00 pm