Fergie used to do chicks

Fergie arriving to a music studio in Burbank (4/29)

This story would be way hotter if Fergie wasn’t the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of female stars. Half the time she looks bangable (see above) and half the time she looks like a man. My penis is more confused than Jessica Simpson in a Barnes & Noble. From The Sun:

Pop beauty Fergie has become the latest celebrity to admit to a lesbian romp. Fergie, who married Josh Duhamel in January, told The Sun: “Put it this way, I’ve experimented definitely, but I have never had a steady girlfriend.”

What is it lately with people announcing to the world the intimate
details of their past? I long for the good ol’ days when sexual experimentation was kept between you and the other six dudes that
were in the Pasadena motel room with the Rastafarian chick that liked
being tied up in Saran Wrap while her uncle watched from
the hallway why I am telling you this. Alas, those were simpler times.


Tags: Fergie
May 19, 2009 - 11:18 am