It’s borderline softcore porn

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth filming The Last Song in Savannah, Georgia (6/16)

Miley Cyrus’ new film looks, um, interesting. And by “interesting” I mean “borderline pornographic.” Honestly, I routinely beat off to less than this on Cinemax. Wasn’t it only a year ago that everyone was freaking out because Miley exposed her bare back in that Vanity Fair photoshoot. And now she’s making out with a dude in a see-through wet t-shirt. How old is this guy anyway? He looks 25. This may be the first time in movie history that a guy skips the premiere of his own movie because he’s afraid of being arrested.

NOTE: The most amazing thing about this is that the film is being distributed by Disney (seriously). It’s basically a giant middle finger to parents across America.

[Pacific Coast News]

June 16, 2009 - 11:00 am