“On the brink of self-destruction”

Lindsay Lohan leaving the Cuckoo Club in London (6/5)

Lindsay Lohan is a complete mess. Dean Piper, a reporter for the Daily Mirror, happened to be sitting next to her table at London’s Cuckoo nightclub last Friday. It was not a pretty site:

I’m used to celebrities getting wasted, making fools of themselves and larking around. But what I witnessed at London’s Cuckoo nightclub this week was beyond anything I’ve ever seen before. Step forward fallen movie star Lindsay Lohan who was on the table next to me at the venue. I watched open-mouthed as Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.” Unfortunately, the creepy behaviour continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.

My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown. She spent much of the night furiously texting Sam Ronson – and wasn’t best pleased about the texts she was getting. Everyone with her was actually very concerned about her. She seemed like a girl on the brink of self- destruction.”

Compulsive drinking, excessive drug abuse, a dysfunctional family, publicly-failed relationships and a crumbling career would make anyone feel as though their life had become a complete zoo (it’s no wonder she feels caged). Sadly, if things continue this way, Lindsay may find herself doing what most young women in Hollywood with little money do when they’ve completely run out of hope: porn a guest spot on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.


June 8, 2009 - 2:30 pm