You know it’s coming . . .

Doug Reinhardt and Paris all over Cannes last month

TMZ claimed last week that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were already back together, after just a day of being broken up (which was more than enough time for Paris to fuck Ronaldo). Paris and Doug haven’t been spotted since the claim so who knows what to make of it. If the rumor’s true, I think I know why Paris made up with him so quickly: distribution rights. She had to convince Doug to sign over the distribution rights to the sex tape that’s going to be “stolen” from Paris’ house in six months and “accidentally” leaked to the Internets. You don’t think that’s coming? Of course it is. Just look at Doug’s fondness for his video camera. He takes it everywhere. Their sex tape is gonna be longer than Gone with the Wind. And Paris will be laughing all the way to the bank. You can call her a whore, a skank, a slut, or even a cum-guzzling cock fiend slutskankwhore, but there is no denying that she is a smart

[Flynet, WENN]

June 17, 2009 - 8:55 am