Britney’s teasing K-Food

Kevin Federline leaving a bowling alley in Calabasas, CA (7/2)

85. 85 pounds Kevin Federline has gained since his divorce to Britney Spears in 2004. He used to weigh 150 and now the National Enquirer claims he’s tipping crushing the scales at 235. He’s gotten so fat that even Britney Spears is making fun of him, nicknaming him “K-Fatter-line.” A source told the National Enquirer:

“[Britney] will ask him, ‘When is the baby due?’ . . . Britney called him ‘a fat housewife,’ and he just laughed. He says he’s gained weight because he is happy and content, but Britney says he is just fat and lazy.

“Britney insisted he go on a diet and stop showing their kids it’s OK to be fat and sloppy. Kevin was more than irritated by Britney’s diet demand, but he’s going along with it for now. Kevin says he doesn’t have to worry about his looks because women still love him.”

Watching K-Fed balloon in weight and spend all of Britney’s money must make the millions of guys around the world forced to pay alimony smile. Someone not smiling: K-Fed’s girlfriend Victoria. Seeing him turn into a fat load of crap must be almost as depressing as knowing she’s actually dating him. At least K-Fed knows that no matter how fat and disgusting he gets, as a d-list celebrity, there’ll always be some wide-eyed star-fucker that’ll still want to hook up with him. Just ask Kelly Osbourne.


July 8, 2009 - 5:15 am