It’s that one chick

Melissa Rycroft bikini pics! (Las Vegas – 7/25)

Remember Melissa Rycroft? She won Season 13 (!) of The Bachelor and then her fiancé had a change of heart after the show and picked the runner-up. Well there she is getting paid to party in Vegas on Saturday. To recap:

Step 1. Get dumped.
Step 2.
Step 3. Profit.

Reminds me a lot of Jessica Alba’s career path. If only that bitch would have listened to me and not kept drinking the milk straight from the carton. I mean, that’s just gross. I don’t care how much you love blowing me, I can only put up with that for so long.


July 28, 2009 - 11:00 am