Tony was “cheating” for months

Tony Romo out and about in West Hollywood (1/9)

Us Weekly claims today that Tony Romo was carrying on an “emotional affair” with a piece-of-ass 22-year-old months before he dumped Jessica Simpson. From the magazine:

Jessica Simpson exuberantly announced Tony Romo — “the man who loves me!” — was at her Feb. 6 concert.

Backstage that night, Romo would introduce her to Natalie Smith, a younger, skinnier look-alike of the singer, who, multiple sources tell Us Weekly, he had been sending “flirty texts” to for months while still dating Simpson.

Multiple sources tell Us that Romo was having an emotional affair with Smith months before dumping Simpson on July 9, the eve of her 29th birthday.

Adds another pal of Smith, who typically dined with Romo when he’d visit his college town: “They’ve always flirted and texted each other. They had phone conversations one to two months before the breakup.”

Emotional cheating? Please tell me this is a joke. I guess I should feel guilty this morning around my girlfriend since I emotionally fucked Angelina Jolie and Megan Fox last night. I’m surprised the chick who wrote this article — make no mistake, a woman definitely wrote this article — was even able to finish it in time, what with her busy schedule of burning her bra at rallies.


July 30, 2009 - 11:00 am