He’s probably hitting it again
John Mayer and Jessica Simpson in 2007
John Mayer just happened to be at the same restaurant as Jessica Simpson Saturday night (the same night she got shitfaced). Gee, what a coincidence — *makes blowjob motion with hand* — A source told OK! magazine:
“John was in the studio, which is near Katsuya, that night. And like he does most nights — like he did again on Sunday night — he went by Katsuya when he took a break from a 12-hour day in the studio.
“He said hello and he hung out a little bit but he left separately. He’s really good friends with Jess’ brother-in-law Pete Wentz; he sees Ashlee a lot… It’s not out of the ordinary that he sees them and goes over and hangs out for a while. They’ve always been friendly. They’re still friendly, but that’s it.”
Honestly, there’s probably nothing going on here. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve run into one of my ex-girlfriends on accident. “Oh, fancy running into you here . . . in your own bedroom closet.” Awk-ward.