Kourtney picked a winner

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (8/12)

The National Enquirer is claiming that Kourtney Kardashian’s boyfriend (the one who doesn’t own condoms), has a bit of a wandering eye. And penis. From the tabloid:

Kourtney announced on the “Today” show on Aug. 13 that she’s pregnant with on-again/off-again boyfriend Scott Disick. Kourtney blurted out that Scott’s “very excited” about the baby, adding: “He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we’re really happy.”

But the night before she dropped her baby bombshell in New York, Kourtney’s handsome beau was acting nothing like a blissful father-to-be at an event in California.

“Scott was hitting on a blonde in a short black dress,” divulged a source at the event, an art show at Hollywood’s Milk Studios. “He was hugging her and rubbing her back. They were ordering vodka drinks for each other. He took a picture with her and even handed her his phone so she could punch in her number.

“Before he moved in on the blonde, Scott was chatting up a brunette. He was on the hunt — not faithful boyfriend material by any means. Kourtney’s just starting to show and Scott is already acting like a horndog. God help her once the baby arrives.” (Print Edition – 8/31)

“God help her once the baby arrives”? God help her once her stomach starts to bulge. Nothing turns off a womanizer faster than a chick with a gut . . . even if it’s one filled with his own progeny. Once she finally gives birth, Kourtney better get used to using phrases like, “No, I don’t know where your Daddy is” and “Mommy threw Daddy’s clothes on the lawn because he’s a stupid fucking asshole.” Another phrase she might want to practice: “What time does this Planned Parenthood open?”


August 28, 2009 - 12:30 pm