Kristen Stewart getting naked?

Kristen Stewart leaving a studio in L.A. (6/13)

That one chick who looks high all the time may be getting naked in her next film. Umm, cool? From Star:

Kristen Stewart will be stripping — all in the name of art, of course — in Welcome To The Rileys, an indie flick starring Sopranos mob boss James Gandolfini. The movie is about a stripper who unites a grieving couple (James and Oscar nominee Melissa Leo) who have drifted apart after the death of their young daughter.

“It’s an independent movie that nobody would normally see,” Kristen said, “and now it’s like, ‘Oh, let’s go see ‘Bella’ in this stripper movie. It’ll be crazy!'”

Watching Kristen Stewart take her clothes off on camera is probably a lot like scraping your dick on a brick road: you’d be surprised by how chafed you can get from something so flat. Besides, if I really wanted to see a girl that looked like a twelve-year-old get naked, I wouldn’t pay to go see a Kristen Stewart movie. I’d download Vanessa Hudgens modeling portfolio.


August 27, 2009 - 1:00 pm