John Mayer’s hitting that, too

Jessica Simpson at the Ozlem Suer fashion show in Paris (9/4)

I don’t know what took her so long but for the umpteenth god damn time, Jessica Simpson has gone crawling back to John Mayer. From In Touch Weekly:

. .  . an insider reveals that, in a state of desperation and loneliness, she’s been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumped her in 2007 after they dated for a year. “They’ve always had an amazing connection,” a business associate of Jessica’s tells In Touch. Ignoring her friends’ warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer now that she and Tony, 29, split. “Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance,” says a source.

Celebslam presents: “A dramatic reenactment of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer’s first meeting in two years”

John: “So, uh, you look, uh, different than the last time I saw you.”

Jessica: “Oh thanks. I got my hair done the other day.”

John: “That’s not really what I — Hey listen, do you want a sandwich or something? I can go make you one right now. I have a lot of food in the kitchen.”

Jessica: “Nah.”

John: “Some chili maybe?”

Jessica: “I’m not really hungry, but thanks for asking.”

*awkward silence*

Jessica: “I like your place.”

John: “Are you sure you don’t want a sandwich?”


September 9, 2009 - 12:30 pm