John Mayer’s hitting that

Kristin Cavallari seen leaving the Neil George Salon in Beverly Hills (8/29)

Gossip maven Janet Charlton claims John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari are “friends with benefits” — and we’re not talking the 401(k) plan and paid vacation kind of benefits. I mean blowjobs. Lots and lots of sexy blowjobs. From her site:

If you read Page Six you might remember a recent blind item they printed about secret trysts between a reality star and a well known singer. We are revealing that pair to be John Mayer and “The Hills” star Kristin Cavallari! They have been hooking up secretly at a mutual friend’s house in the Mt Olympus area of the Hollywood Hills for the past two years! Our source says that Kristin was hesitant to date John publicly because she didn’t want to be added to his long list of conquests, and they were both dating other people off and on. Recently their “friends with benefits” relationship has evolved, and they are actually considering going public.

Dammit, I knew I should have learned the guitar instead of HTML when I was in high school. You know the old saying about web designers getting all the chicks? Turns out that dude from ITT Tech I met with on Career Day was fucking with me and that’s not actually a saying at all.


September 9, 2009 - 11:30 am