Miranda Kerr cheating on Orlando Bloom?

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr leaving Taverna Tony restaurant in Malibu (7/5)

Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend Miranda Kerr was acting awfully friendly with actor Lukas Haas on the dance floor at the Jane Hotel in New York last week . . . which would lead one to believe that Lukas saw her naked about an hour or so later. From the New York Post:

If Miranda Kerr is still dating Orlando Bloom, they have a very understanding relationship. Spies at the Jane Hotel the other night saw the Victoria’s Secret model dancing with actor Lukas Haas. One witness reports, “They were together the whole night . . . Jared Followill from Kings of Leon kept staring at them.” A rep for Kerr did not return calls.

Can you really blame Miranda for going out with other men? Victoria’s Secret models can’t be tied down to one guy — especially if that guy uses the same strawberry exfoliator and wears the same size pants they do. They need someone whose broad shoulders and bulging biceps will make them feel safe and protected  —  so a lot like a Roman gladiator or celebrity blogger. Why just the other day I lifted an entire gallon of milk over my head. Twice.


September 22, 2009 - 11:30 am