What a tease
Audrina Patridge is a tease
I don’t know how it’s possible to look sexy while eating a chicken salad, but Audrina Patridge somehow pulled it off yesterday at Fratelli Cafe in West Hollywood. You know, she might be the perfect woman — incredibly smoking hot body, but also dumb enough to be distracted by a 50-piece puzzle for four hours while you watch football. I guess what I’m trying to say is, Audrina, will you marry me?