Avril’s dating a billionaire

Avril Lavigne leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (7/18)

I think Avril Lavigne’s over her estranged husband Deryck Whibley. Billionaires tend to help you do that. From Star:

Avril Lavigne was partying like a single gal even before she and husband Deryk Whibley announced their split on Sept. 17. So it’s no shocker that the “Sk8er Boi” singer has already jumped into a new relationship – with Dole Food Company billionaire Justin Murdock. “Avril and Justin have been to Hawaii together but mostly they’ve been holed up at his place,” an insider tells Star. “Avril’s had a thing for Justin for a while.” Indeed, the two were caught getting close at L.A.’s Delux Bar last December.

But Avril, 25, isn’t ready to go public yet, says the insider. “That’s fine by him – it means they’ll spend more time alone!”

Of course “Avril’s had a thing for Justin for a while” — he’s a freaking billionaire. The only thing more of a turn-on to chicks than a dude with money is a guy hung like a Shetland pony celebrity blogger. Hopefully Avril realizes what a extraordinary opportunity she’s been offered and takes advantage of it by cementing her financial future — with the release of another album by getting knocked up.


October 13, 2009 - 12:15 pm