Ha Ha Ha, you suck Brody

Kristin Cavallari at the “UNITE Unveiled: Gen Art’s Fresh Faces In Fashion” event at SkyBar in L.A. (9/29)

If you’re anything like me, you really really like strawberry milk. I mean, seriously, it’s strawberry and it’s milk. You can’t fucking beat that. Also like me, you’re probably dying to know why Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner broke up, um, three years ago. Well thank god E! is on the case!:

Listen up, boys. If you want to get close to Kristin Cavallari, you better not be boring in bed. Remember how The Hills’ new queen bee said in the new trailer that sex with ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner was “very vanilla”? She explained that comment a little more last night at the Unite Unveiled party she hosted at Skybar.

“We just…didn’t really do anything out of the box,” she laughed.

Dude, I’m pretty sure Kristin Cavallari just told us she likes it up the ass.

NOTE: If only Kristin wasn’t so “developed” and “legal” because Roman Polanski and her would make such a cute couple. You’re not allergic to quaaludes, are you Kristin?


October 1, 2009 - 1:15 pm