Carrie Prejean explains sex tape

Carrie Prejean admits she made a sex tape

In an interview with Fox News’ Sean Hannity last night, Carrie Prejean acknowledged the existence of a rumored sex tape featuring her. Oh but she can explain. Of course she can. There’s no actual non-Christian-like premarital sex in the video, just some hot masturbation action, which God thinks totally rocks. Transcript via PopEater:

“I was all by myself. I was sending my boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me.”

*lights candle*

“I was a teenager . . .”

FYI: I am no longer wearing pants

“at the time and never did I ever think it would come out. When you’re young, you think, This is the one,” Prejean continued while trying to justify her reasoning at the time for making the video. “Never did I think it would come and just slap me right in the face.”

The former Miss California USA chalks it up as “bad judgment. It’s embarrassing. It’s humiliating to be talking about this on national TV, if you can imagine.”

You can check out a clip of the interview on PAGE 2. I’m also creating a sexier version of the interview where I replace Sean Hannity’s voice with light music. I should be done in about an hour. Email me if you want a copy.


November 10, 2009 - 9:30 am