Angelina wanted to be the First Mistress

Angelina wanted Slick Willie

Before stealing Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie wanted to steal Bill Clinton from Hillary. And she also wanted Johnny Depp. And I guess any other famous person in a long-term, committed relationship. From the New York Post:

[Ian Halperin, author of the tell-all “Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie”] claimed that before meeting Pitt, Jolie had set her sights on two other married men: “She said she wanted to go after either Bill Clinton or Johnny Depp.” No rep for Jolie could be reached.

It sounds like if you want to bang Angelina Jolie, you only need three things: kindness money, generosity fame, and integrity a marriage certificate. If Angelina thought Bill Clinton would be able to leave THIS for her, she’s completely delusional. There’s only one way Bill’s getting himself out of that relationship: 50 vicodin taken at once.


December 8, 2009 - 11:45 am