Charlie Sheen had a fun Christmas
Charlie Sheen arrested
He spent it in Aspen. Fun! In a jail cell. Not fun. The actor was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault, a felony, and criminal mischief, a misdemeanor, after allegedly threatening his wife Brooke Mueller with a knife early Christmas morning. Yikes. An ambulance showed up to the rental house where Sheen and Mueller were staying, but she wasn’t taken to the hospital. From Radar:
Sheen’s version of events is that they were arguing about Brooke’s drinking with Charlie standing firm that the mother of his twins had been partying too much. Brooke went postal at the idea that her husband was critical of her mothering skills.
Not helping Charlie’s case is the fact that during the argument, he actually had his penis in a hooker. I mean, right? We’re talking about Charlie Sheen here. Guy’s been in more hookers than gonorrhea.
The beer was definitely flowing like wine the previous night as Brooke registered a .13 and Charlie a .04 on blood alcohol tests they were
given by police. From TMZ:
We’re also told Brooke recanted her story to a female officer just before the bail hearing, telling the cop she was drunk when she made the 911 call. Nevertheless, law enforcement sources say police will still pursue the case — at least for now.
In completely unrelated news so don’t infer anything from this whatsoever, Charlie makes $875,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men. As for Brooke, um, she’s good at shopping.