Jessica already wants kids

Jessica Simpson already wants kids with Billy Corgan

For the life of me, I can’t understand why Jessica Simpson keeps scaring guys away Oh wait, yes I can. Because of stories like this. From OK!:

“Since things got serious in November (after flirting at a party in L.A.), [Jessica’s] telling her friends that she wants to have [new boyfriend Bill Corgan’s] children,” a source tells OK!. “Not right this second, but eventually. She’s fallen for his personality, charm and mellow, artistic style.”

The fact that Jessica’s fallen for his “personality, charm, and mellow artistic style” only reinforces what we already knew about Billy Corgan: guy is one ugly dude. Can you imagine if these two had kids? With Billy’s looks and Jessica’s smarts, their genes would combine to create the ultimate trollish-looking moron . . . so a lot like Tila Tequila you could say. But the big difference is their baby would actually have a gag reflex.


December 24, 2009 - 7:15 am