Kate Gosselin is a vulture

Kate Gosselin shopping at The Grove in L.A. (10/28)

On March 18 of this year, Liam Neeson’s wife of 15 years, Natasha Richardson, died after a freak ski accident at the Mont Tremblant Resort in Quebec. Enter Kate Gosselin. I mean, Liam is single now. He’d be crazy to pass up the opportunity to date a chick with 8 kids. From Janet Charlton’s Hollywood:

Kate Gosselin’s divorce will be final by the end of the year and she’s thinking about her romantic future. For years, she has harbored a crush on recently widowed Liam Neeson and she wants to meet him. Kate knows that Liam is still mourning the loss of his wife Natasha Richardson, so she’s biding her time. She has a mutual friend in the entertainment industry willing to introduce her to Liam when the timing seems right. Kate figures a single father is her best bet.

Kate’s obviously losing it — no man in his right mind would want to date her. Listening to that loudmouthed succubus bark orders all day would be almost as horrifying as having to put up with her 8 whiny kids. There’s only one type of person that could possibly be in a relationship with a woman like her: a masochist a eunuch the hearing impaired.


December 4, 2009 - 5:15 am