Martha Stewart can’t stop getting into fights

Martha Stewart at the 4th Annual DogCatemy Gala in New York (11/5)

First Rachael Ray and now Sarah Palin. Martha Stewart is looking to crack some skulls. From Radar:

The feud between Martha Stewart and Sarah Palin has come to a boil with Sarah’s dad slamming the Domestic Diva. Martha started it when she recently called Palin “dangerous”and then added, “Anyone like that in government is a real problem.”

That remark was met with silence for days until Sarah’s dad, accompanying his daughter on her book tour, got his chance to speak.

Asked in Florida what he thought of Martha’s comments, Chuck Heath, 71, responded: “Martha Stewart? She’s the dangerous one. She rubbed elbows with all the convicts in prison.”

Say what you will about Sarah Palin*, but there’s no arguing that she’s a God-fearing individual. Martha Stewart, on the other hand, apparently has never been to church. Because if she had, she certainly would’ve learned one of Jesus’ most profound teachings: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone If a chick is hotter than you, keep your damn mouth shut. I guess we’ll have to settle this feud the ol’ fashioned way: wrestling match! In oil. Without clothes. Or Martha.
*she’s dumb incompetent the hottest looking chick in government since J. Edgar Hoover!


December 2, 2009 - 11:30 am