Pam wants to sing now or something

This must be what hell is like

Having already conquered the world of syndicated television and “looking like she just woke up on a near constant basis,” Pam Anderson is recording a single. Of course she is. From the New York Post:

Pamela Anderson is launching a pop career with her debut single, “High.” It’s not about drugs, but about high fashion, her friend Richie Rich says. “We are recording a pop single together. Pam says she wants to sing, but nothing too difficult, so she’s just going to sing the word ‘high’ over and over,” he told us.

This is a big mistake. Pam Anderson isn’t famous because people want to hear her, she’s famous because people want to see her . . . 20 years ago. As a matter of fact, the only good thing that’s ever come from her opening her mouth is her work with PETA video with Tommy Lee. Besides, if I really wanted to hear music from a chick who can best be described as a broken down shell of her former self, I wouldn’t download Pam’s single — I’d go to a Britney Spears concert.


December 7, 2009 - 12:30 pm