Salma Hayak sure is purty

Her waist, it is so thin

I think I speak for everyone here in saying I’m totally cool with Salma Hayek making more public appearances. That’s her at the “Ein Herz Für Kinder” charity gala in Berlin on Saturday. My high school German may be a bit rusty but I’m pretty sure that I just said Salma Hayek has sweet tits.

UPDATE: Kind reader Wolfgang just informed me that “Ein Herz Für Kinder” actually means “A Heart for Children.” That’s pretty dumb. Seems like you’d get a lot more donations if you named your charity “Salma Hayek Has Sweet Tits.”

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December 14, 2009 - 5:00 pm