Tiger didn’t use condoms

Tiger Woods and his stable of whores

The guy who wasn’t really that careful about cheating and would stick his penis into anything that moved (see Mindy Lawton, upper row, center) also wasn’t really that careful about using protection. I know, stunning, right? From Us Weekly:

Jaimee Grubbs — a 24-year-old cocktail waitress who broke the news to Us Weekly that she had a 31-month affair with Tiger Woods — says the golfer, 33, never wanted to use protection.

“He didn’t use a condom,” says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn’t ask if she was on birth control, either. “It wasn’t even discussed. He just never used one.”

Apparently, he also didn’t use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton’s sister, Lynn. “She said he never wore condoms,” Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.”

There’s pretty much no way Tiger could come off worse in this situation. No wait, I take that back — he could still piss of PETA. “Tiger said the only thing he loved more than my hot body was hunting spotted owls for sport.”

December 7, 2009 - 5:00 pm