Tiger hooked up with Jessica

Did Tiger nail Jessica?

According to this week’s issue of Star, Tiger Woods may have hooked up with Jessica Simpson. The two met earlier this year when Jessica (and her nipples) sung the National Anthem at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda. For Tiger — judging by Jessica’s fragile emotion state — the hookup was like taking candy from a baby . . . which coincidentally Jessica did just last weekend. Snickers I believe. From Star:

“Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star.

Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.

“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

Phone numbers were exchanged — email addresses too.

Leaving absolutely no doubt that they hooked up, Star circled Tiger’s hand in the above picture and added the words “Touchy Feely!” I love Star. I’m surprised they didn’t draw an arrow at Tiger’s penis and another at
Jessica’s mouth with a little picture in between of a fire hydrant spraying water.


December 16, 2009 - 5:00 pm