What a pimp

The ladies love Bill Murray

Even on one leg, Bill Murray still pulls more ass than the rest of us combined. Kill self? From RadarOnline:

Bill Murray didn’t let something like a bum knee slow him down. The actor, who was wearing a knee brace and using a crutch after injuring himself skiing, managed to rally at GoldBar’s Funday party at Sundance on Sunday night. Despite a wobbly walk, Murray even sashayed home with a hot blonde on his arm.

Sitting at a corner table with Enter The Void’s Paz de la Huerta, Murray quickly joined the crowd on the dance floor. “He couldn’t move very well because of his leg brace,” one fellow reveler told RadarOnline.com. “But he was shimmying as best as he could. Everyone wanted to dance by him and quickly his corner was packed with beautiful women and adoring male fans armed with cameras.”

Soon enough, Murray attracted the attention of one specific female who fell for the funnyman’s jokes. “She was very into him and he was enjoying her attention. He kept cracking her up and laughing himself,” the onlooker added. Dancing closely, the mystery blonde even wrapped her arms around Murray to pull him closer. Around 1 am the two quietly made their way out of the party together.

If you’ve ever wondered why so many people want to become famous, this article pretty much sums up the appeal. When you’re a celebrity, even if you’re in your 70s and crippled, hot chicks will still want to bang you. There are only two other types of people on Earth that have that kind of power when it comes to pulling young ass: billionaires and the clergy.

[Flynet, WENN, Mavrixonline]

Tags: Bill Murray
January 29, 2010 - 5:15 am