Hugh dumped those skanks

Hugh Hefner and the Shannon twins outside Kress nightclub in West Hollywood (10/2/2009)

Hugh Hefner dumped his skanky twin girlfriends, Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Poor guy only has one girlfriend left. How’s an 83-year-old man supposed to manage? A source told OK!:

“You have to consider that these girls are only 20 years old. The twins were there for the ride. They just care about themselves.”

Hefner said he initially suggested the move, which is expected to be within the next couple of weeks, and that Kristina and Karissa will now be “friends” as opposed to having the official title of “girlfriends.” One of the reasons — and possibly a clear indicator — for the twins’ departure from the famous Holmby Hills home was their relationship to the 83-year-old nudie magazine mogul.

According to the source, “it was not a secret the twins were sleeping around” while living under Hef’s roof.

I knew this relationship was doomed to fail once the twins got their learner’s permits. I’ve found that once a girl can legally drive, she just gets all independent on you. *sigh*


January 13, 2010 - 2:45 pm