Jessica Simpson smelt it, dealt it
Jessica Simpson is all lady
A follow-up to that story I posted yesterday about Jessica Simpson starting her own denim line. During a business meeting earlier this month, she ripped a huge fart. No, seriously, it’s front page news on Us Weekly:
Let’s end this meeting on a high note! A source tells Us Weekly that Jessica Simpson had a, ahem, windy moment during a business meeting for her denim line in late January. “While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,” says the insider.
“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”
It wasn’t Simpson’s first brush with public flatulence: She famously cut loose on an episode of Newlyweds, telling then-husband Nick Lachey, “You love my stinky ass,” and professed her fondness for between-the-sheets poots (a.k.a. Dutch ovens) to a radio station in 2008.
Well no shit Jessica Simpson likes to fart. Her favorite hobby is chili. Where’s the story here?