Justin and Jessica are in counseling

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel out and about in New York (2/19)

Justin Timberlake is *this* close to getting his man card revoked for being a pussy. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Unlike so many Hollywood romances that collapse with no effort to make them work, Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake — themselves frequently reported as having split — are trying hard to hold it together. Though they have come very close to calling it quits, the duo have sought counseling — unusual for an unmarried couple — and currently are said to be happy and very much together.

Oh c’mon Justin, you don’t need counseling — you’re not even married. You know what counseling is called for dating couples? It’s called dump that bitch.  For Christ’s sake, you’re not even 30. Go out and spread your seed, kill some hookers . . . preferably in that order. Unless you’re into that other sort of thing. Sick bastard.


February 26, 2010 - 10:45 am