JWoww wants to go bigger
JWoww wants bigger tits
“Jersey Shore” is about to get bigger. Jenni “JWoww” Farley is planning another boob job to enhance her already enormous assets. She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of plastic surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg, a breast specialist who also has offices on Park Avenue. A source told us, “She wants to get it done as soon as possible to be ready for the new season.”
Can you really blame JWoww for wanting to go bigger? She’s just trying to improve the one asset she has that her career depends upon. Do we badmouth a grad student when he goes back to school to increase the size of his brain? No! So let’s not be too quick to chastise JWoww for going bigger, let’s encourage her — so that hopefully her tits will become big enough to serve the purpose we all want: block out Snooki.