Octomom is now dating

Octomom leaving Katsuya restaurant in West Hollywood (2/12)

Mom, lock up your sons. Octomom is officially on the hunt. From RadarOnline:

Love was in this air this weekend, even for single mothers-of-14, as Nadya “Octo-Mom” Suleman enjoyed her first date in four years on Saturday. An insider told RadarOnline.com that the lucky fellow’s name is A.J., and he’s a friend of one of the nannies that cares for her octuplets.

A.J. started the date bringing Suleman flowers and chocolates, then the pair had a picnic at a park near her home in La Habra, California. Some of Suleman’s kids were on hand and A.J. played with them, before hand-feeding their mom chocolates on the sunny SoCal day.

Then, it was onto dinner, where the pair headed to a Joe’s Crab Shack location in nearby Puente Hills, where Nadya left out holding A.J. on one arm, and a single rose he gave her in another.

What guy in his right mind would want to date this crazy bitch? Banging a chick who’s had 14 kids is exactly like burying a hooker in your backyard: in both cases you don’t feel anything. Besides — considering how much collagen she has in her lips — if a dude really wanted to be intimate with that much latex, he could just date a blow-up doll . . . or do something apparently no guy’s ever done with Nadya — wear a condom.

[Pacific Coast News]

February 19, 2010 - 9:00 am