Christie Brinkley’s ex is sort of an a-hole

Christie Brinkley’s ex husband is sort of an asshole

You’ve heard of Christie Brinkley’s husband Peter Cook, right? She divorced him in 2006 after he got caught banging his 18-year-old assistant. I know, right? What a bitch. I’m sure there was a perfectly good reason why they were sleeping in the same bed together naked. Needless to say, Peter still holds a little animosity towards Christie for smearing his name in the media. From Radar:

Supermodel Christie Brinkley is getting rid of the white Armani skirt suit she wore when she married Peter Cook, husband Number 4. Brinkley is donating the outfit to an auction that will benefit the Red Cross. Her act of charity, however, did not impress Cook, who was married to Brinkley for 12 years, beginning in 1996. In an exclusive statement to, Cook wondered who would want such a wedding outfit belonging to someone with Christie’s marital track record.

“Why would anyone want to buy a wedding dress from someone who has failed at marriage four times?” Cook told, with more than a hint of sarcasm. “That would be like choosing the 1976 winless tampa bay bucaneeers as your ultimate fantasy football team. That would be like taking investment tips from Bernie Madoff! I suggest that anyone who buys that dress and wants to have a happy marriage, burn it immediately!”

Perhaps this Peter guy wouldn’t sound like such an asshole if he’d just followed the three simple rules for not looking like a complete douche bag. Rule #1: When someone is trying to raise money for a charity, don’t publicly insult them. Rule #2: When you’re caught cheating on your wife with a teenager, don’t claim that she failed at marriage. Rule #3: If you’re married to Christie fucking Brinkley, for christ’s sake don’t screw it up.

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March 22, 2010 - 9:00 am