Here come the whores – UPDATE

Jesse James had multiple mistresses

The whores are coming out of the woodwork! Two new women have
popped up within the last day claiming that they had an affair with
Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James. Stripper (of course) Melissa Smith (pic here) claims James and she had a two-year affair that began in late 2006. Photographer (huh?) Brigitte Daguerre (pic here) says she only hooked up with James four times in 2008 before she cut it off. Regarding Melissa Smith, Star magazine says:

Like Michelle [“Bombsell” McGee], Melissa first made contact with Jesse online. But he reached out to her via MySpace in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her on the Web site posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, Calif.

“I got a message from this guy saying, ‘Nice car…that’s my godfather’s.’ After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla” — the nickname Jesse goes by and Michelle referred to as well.

Soon after Melissa traveled to California, where Jesse promised he’d take her for a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of his office!

After making small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch,” Melissa details.

If this didn’t come from Star, I’d swear I was reading the script of a low-budget porn. Horrible dialogue? Check. Douche bag lead actor? Check. No condom? Check. Let me guess, while they were having sex, Melissa screamed for Jesse to “please stick it in my hot ass!” Yep, saw that movie yesterday.

UPDATE: Make it 4. And she hired an attorney. Bitch, you don’t need legal representation because you spread your legs for a married man. You need a sense of morals.