Jessica hates her tat
Jessica Alba at the 2010 Tribeca Film Celebration held at the W Hotel in Hollywood (2/23)
Jessica Alba has a case of tattoo regret (before and after pics above). She’s getting the hideous tattoo on the back of her neck lasered off. According to my vivid imagination, Jessica thinks the tattoo makes her seem “too trashy” — especially when she wakes up in the middle of the night, changes into a crotchless french maid outfit, and secretly masturbates to me.