Julie Bowen is in Hawaii, fast

Julie Bowen bikini pics! (Maui – 3/7)

That’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Maui on Sunday, running from something, possibly the Japanese, but more likely a tiny wave. Modern Family has been the surprise hit of the — wait a minute, we have breaking news here: Lindsay Lohan just filed suit against Julie in Honolulu Superior Court for the emotional distress of being 17-years-older than her, yet 17-times-hotter. She’s asking for unspecified damages — and I quote here — “that I definitely won’t buy cocaine with, tee he he!” Damn, bitch is on the warpath!

[Pacific Coast News]

March 9, 2010 - 11:30 am