Reggie Bush no longer tapping this

Kim Kardashian out and about in Miami (3/22)

Radar mentioned yesterday that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian were “headed for splitsville.” It looks like their flight arrived. From E!:

Sources confirm to E! News that the reality star and her pro footballer boyfriend have split yet again. While Kim’s in South Beach shooting the second season of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami for three weeks, Reggie’s been out and about on the NYC scene.

So what was the issue this time around?

Kim’s fame and crazy busy schedule have been an ongoing source of conflict for the couple, who reunited last August after a quick breakup.

That last line is obviously a bunch of bullshit. Famous couples don’t break up because of work — unless it’s in the context of “Kim was pissed that Reggie was getting his penis worked over on a nightly basis by random club whores.” But no matter why they broke up, let’s not forget that Kim and Reggie are still human beings. They’re not robots — they have emotions just like the rest of us. So until we find out the reason for the split, I think the only responsible thing to do here is to throw out wild, almost libelous speculation. I’ll go first: Kim could put up with some of Reggie’s likes — Civil War action figures, miniature spoons, stamps — but she’d simply had enough of waking up in the morning to take a shower and running into yet another underage Asian hooker sleeping in his master bathroom.


March 23, 2010 - 1:30 pm