God I hate you
Madonna’s bags at Heathrow airport in London (3/29)
See all those bags? They’re Madonna’s. For a trip to Malawi. Malawi in Africa, not Malawi the vacation hotspot in the South of France. I count 26 bags. 26 bags she’s taking to a Third World country. In Madonna’s defense, Malawi doesn’t have paved roads and nothing makes unpaved roads more comfortable on your feet than Gucci leather pumps.