We almost lost Spencer

Spencer’s tongue, post surgery

According to reports, Spencer Pratt was “playing a game of tug-of-war with his little dog” when Spencer bit his own tongue. Something which seemed impossible for him to do the past two years. Zing?

Sources say Spencer put the toy rope in his mouth when suddenly the rope slipped at the same time he bit down causing him to pierce a hole through his tongue. Pratt says it is “a sign from God that he needs to continue to keep his mouth shut in 2010.”

Someone should tell Spencer there are easier ways to get a dog to make out with you. No, but really. It’s good to know Spencer is a victim of his own stupidity and lack of hand-eye coordination. This makes my plan of giving him a razorblade and telling him chicks think shaved balls are sexy much less gay and way more ingenious.

NOTE: This guest post was written by Victor from The Blemish. He’s watched an episode of Access Hollywood so he’s pretty much a guru on celebrity gossip.

March 4, 2010 - 9:00 am