Slow down Avril

God damn she’s edgy

Avril Lavigne has been dating Brody Jenner all of two weeks and she’s already dropping the “love” bomb on him. Run Brody, RUN!!! From the New York Post:

Looks like Avril Lavigne has finally met her match. The divorced pop star and her new man, Brody Jenner, were knocking back Jägermeister shots at Bank nightclub at Bellagio in Vegas Sunday night. A spy told us, “Lavigne and Jenner were having a blast. They were taking shots with friends including Olympic snowboarder Shaun White, grabbing the microphone, shouting, ‘Jager shots’ and making the crowd go wild.” Lavigne later grabbed the mike and shouted, “I love you, Brody!”

Ahhh, to be young and in love again . . . where the guy of your dreams has been in more Hollywood poon than all the OB/GYNs on Santa Monica Blvd. combined. It’s heartfelt tales like these filled with love, romance, and herpes lesions that still give the rest of us hope that “the one” might still be out there.


April 16, 2010 - 9:00 am